Kids Songs

[Shirley]

Kids songs inspired by Junior, Gordon and others

By Matt Crossman - SportingNews

I might have mentioned, a time or 12, that I have a daughter. She turned one last week and has discovered music ... if kids songs can be called music. I'm starting to think kids songs might more accurately be called torture. I've been singing "head and shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes," nonstop for days. My cubicle neighbor wants to strangle me.

I'm not content to inflict pain on poor ol' Steve. I want to bring all of you into the fun. ... And a one, and two, and a ...

To Head and Shoulders, Knees and Toes, Knees and Toes

Dale Jr. will drive the Eighty-Eight
To save his career if it's not too late
Is he good or over-rate?
We'll find out for sure in 2008

[Shirley]

To Hail to the Bus Driver

Hail to Brian France, young king of NASCAR
Hail to Brian France
And the C-O-T
He makes up new rules
Whenever he wants to
Hail to Brian France
And the C-O-T

[Shirley]

To She'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain

Petty's head can't keep growing at this rate (at his rate)
It's seems to get bigger every day (every day)
In the meantime something's shrinking and that has got me thinking
He is getting exactly what he deserves

[Shirley]

To The Itsy Bitsy Spider

The itsy bitsy driver
Can barely reach the brake
He doesn't need it
Because he steers so great
He'll win the title
For the fifth time
And the itsy bitsy Gordon
Dreams of being 5-9

[JimmieJohnson]

Wow I think someone needs to go to a race. :shock: :lol:

[bigolepig]

Wow I think someone needs to go to a race. :shock: :lol:

And I get flack for my journeys on the internet??? :wink:

Pure Poetry Shirley!!

[Shirley]

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u107/tulsaphantom/sorry.gif

[Beerlifter]

When you two get a private room at the local hospital, let us know we'll send flowers. :lol:

[Shirley]

http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb181/written_pages/G-505.jpg

[Bignascarfan]

The wheels in the pits go round and round...... :? :shock: